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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Bakery Fire Business

Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

Tornado Dance Skills

Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Mama Ruler Achievement

A cartoon person using a ruler on a report card full of A grades

Yo mama is so smart...

She just used a ruler to get straight A's!

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Did You Know?

A ruler makes straight lines, while "straight A's" means getting all A grades! Rulers have been used for thousands of years - ancient civilizations used measuring sticks. The modern ruler with inches or centimeters became standardized in the 1800s. The letter grade system (A, B, C, D, F) was developed at Mount Holyoke College in 1897. A 4.0 GPA means all straight A's!