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Why did the llama refuse to argue?

It didn't want to spit out anything it would regret.

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Llamas are famous for spitting, so "spit out" works as both a figure of speech for blurting words and the real thing llamas do! Llamas mostly spit at each other to settle disputes over food or rank, and they rarely spit at humans unless they feel threatened.

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