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Why did the librarian slip and fall while shelving books?

She wandered into the non-friction section.

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Did You Know?

The joke plays on "non-fiction" (a real library section for factual books) sounding like "non-friction" (a made-up section where you'd slip because there's no grip). The Dewey Decimal System, used in most libraries, assigns non-fiction books numbers from 000-999, with fiction getting no number at all. Librarians can walk up to 15 miles per day shelving books in larger libraries!