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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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Did You Know?

"Ground beef" is both what you'd call meat that's been ground up AND what a legless cow would literally be β€” stuck on the ground! The average cow has four legs and can weigh up to 1,400 pounds, making those legs pretty essential for getting around. Interestingly, ground beef accounts for about 45% of all beef consumed in the United States!