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Left Leg Amputation

A cartoon person with one leg giving a thumbs up and looking positive

Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg?

He's all right now!

😂

Family Funny

Did You Know?

"All right" means okay or fine, while "all right" also literally means he only has his right leg left! Modern prosthetic limbs are incredibly advanced, using computer chips and responsive joints. The first documented prosthetic was a wooden toe found on an Egyptian mummy from 950 BC. Today's prosthetics can be controlled by thought through neural interfaces!

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