One Liners

Large Hand Fruit

A cartoon person with enormous hands holding many apples and oranges

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands!

😂

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Did You Know?

The average person can hold 3-5 pieces of fruit per hand! Human hand size varies widely - the average adult male hand is about 7.6 inches long. The world's largest hands belong to Sultan Kösen at 11.22 inches. Grip strength peaks around age 25-30.

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