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Holy Water Production

A cartoon chef or priest with a chef's hat stirring a large boiling pot with intense flames underneath, while steam rises up and small devil figures flee from the boiling water, creating the visual pun

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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Did You Know?

This pun plays on "boil the hell out of it" (meaning to boil very intensely) and the religious concept of removing evil or "hell" from water to make it holy. Real holy water is blessed by clergy through prayer and ritual, not by boiling! The phrase "boil the hell out of" is a common expression meaning to boil something vigorously.