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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

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Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Hippo Zippo Comparison

A cartoon hippo standing next to a tiny Zippo lighter on a scale

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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Did You Know?

A Zippo is a brand of lighter, while "lighter" also means less heavy! Hippos can weigh up to 4,000 pounds, making them one of the largest land mammals. Despite their size, hippos can run up to 30 mph on land. Zippo lighters were invented in 1933 and became iconic for their reliability and lifetime guarantee. The name "hippopotamus" comes from Greek meaning "river horse!"