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Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?

Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

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Did You Know?

Haunted house attractions generate over $300 million annually in the U.S. alone. The most profitable time is October, when some elaborate haunted houses can earn up to $3 million in a single month. Professional scare actors often train for weeks to perfect their frightening techniques!