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Why did the hammer get promoted?

It always nailed every project.

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Did You Know?

"Nailed it" plays on the hammer's literal job of driving nails, while also meaning to do something perfectly. Hammers date back over 3 million years, making them one of humanity's oldest and most enduring tools.