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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.....

Then it hit me.

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Did You Know?

"Hit me" works two ways: the ball seems bigger because it's coming right at you, and then it literally strikes you, which is also how realization lands. Fun fact: a regulation baseball has 108 double red stitches, and pitchers can throw fastballs over 100 mph.