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Grape Under Pressure

A cartoon grape with a distressed expression being squished under a large boot, with purple juice coming out while the grape appears to be complaining and whining in a vineyard setting

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He started to wine.

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Did You Know?

Wine has been made by crushing grapes for over 8,000 years! The traditional method of stomping grapes with feet was actually quite effective because human feet are gentle enough not to crush the bitter seeds inside. Today, most wine is made with mechanical presses, but some premium wines still use the traditional foot-stomping method.