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Why did the GPS always seem so confident?

It never lost track of where it stood.

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Did You Know?

The GPS "never lost track of where it stood" plays on two meanings — tracking location and maintaining a confident position! Modern GPS satellites orbit Earth twice daily at 12,550 miles up, traveling at 8,700 mph. Despite that speed, they can pinpoint your location to within 16 feet thanks to atomic clocks accurate to one billionth of a second.