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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

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Did You Know?

A "hole in one" means both sinking the ball in a single shot AND literally getting a hole torn in your pants! The average golfer has only a 1 in 12,500 chance of making a hole-in-one during a round. Professional golfers fare better at about 1 in 2,500, but even the pros celebrate when it happens.