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My ghost roommate never pays his half of the rent...

Honestly, he's not even paying attention.

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Did You Know?

"Not paying attention" is a double meaning here — it means both being distracted AND not contributing financially, plus ghosts are famously detached from the living world. Interestingly, the term 'ghosting' someone (ignoring them) may have roots in this same idea of being present but unengaged.