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Frozen Assets Strategy

Cartoon illustration of a cheerful man in casual clothes opening a freezer filled with dollar bills, coins frozen in ice cubes, and frost-covered money, with icicles hanging from shelves, kitchen setting with appliances and countertops in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash.

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Did You Know?

The phrase "cold hard cash" originated in the 1920s to distinguish physical money from checks or credit. In some countries, people actually do freeze damaged bills to make them easier to tape back together!