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Floating Lamp Mystery

A cartoon lamp floating on water surface with surprised expression

Why didn't the lamp sink under the water?

It was too light!

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Did You Know?

"Light" means both not heavy and illumination! Objects float when they're less dense than water—this principle of buoyancy was discovered by Archimedes in ancient Greece. The incandescent light bulb was perfected by Thomas Edison in 1879, revolutionizing how we light our homes. Modern LED bulbs use 75% less energy than traditional incandescent bulbs!

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