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Flamingo Stance

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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Bird Brained

Did You Know?

Flamingos stand on one leg to conserve body heat, as their legs lose a lot of heat when standing in cold water. Scientists have discovered this stance actually requires less muscle activity than standing on two legs!