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Fish Payment Method

A cartoon fish at a grocery checkout using sand dollars as payment

How do fish pay for groceries?

With sand dollars!

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Did You Know?

Sand dollars are actually living sea creatures related to sea urchins! They're flat, disc-shaped animals covered in tiny spines. When alive, they're purple or reddish-brown, but turn white after they die. The five-petal pattern on top represents where the sand dollar's mouth was located!

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