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Why aren’t cats religious?

They’re scared of dogma.

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Did You Know?

"Dogma" sounds like "dog-ma" — and since cats famously dislike dogs, they'd naturally be scared of anything dog-related! In reality, cats have been worshipped throughout history, especially in ancient Egypt where they were considered sacred animals. The goddess Bastet was depicted as a cat, and harming a cat was punishable by death.