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Fast Food Facts

A humorous cartoon illustration of energetic sprinters lined up at a starting line, with empty plates and utensils scattered around them, looking determined and ready to race

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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Did You Know?

Elite sprinters actually eat their biggest meal 3-4 hours before a race to allow proper digestion, then have a light snack 1-2 hours prior for optimal energy without stomach discomfort!

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