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What’s light during the day but heavy during the night?

Eyelids!

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The joke plays on how eyelids feel weightless when we're awake but impossibly heavy when we're tired at night! Your eyelids are actually controlled by the levator palpebrae superioris muscle, and each blink takes about 100-150 milliseconds. The average person blinks 15-20 times per minute, meaning your eyelids get quite the workout every single day!