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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

“Between you and me, something smells.”

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Did You Know?

The joke works because your nose sits "between" your eyes, making it the literal suspect! Each of your eyes sees the world from a slightly different angle — about 2.5 inches apart — which is how your brain creates depth perception. Your nose is actually always in your field of vision, but your brain edits it out of what you consciously see!