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Egg Roll Recipe

A cartoon person pushing a literal egg making it roll across a counter

How do you make an egg-roll?

You push it!!!

😂

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Did You Know?

Egg rolls are Asian appetizers, but a literal egg will roll when pushed! Traditional egg rolls originated in Chinese-American cuisine in the 1930s. They contain vegetables and sometimes meat wrapped in a wheat flour wrapper. Spring rolls are the lighter, rice paper version. Eggs have been part of human diets for over 6 million years!

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