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Egg Employment Schedule

A humorous cartoon illustration of a relaxed egg character with arms and legs lounging on a beach chair with sunglasses, while other eggs are being cooked in a frying pan in the background

Why did the egg have a day off?

Because it was Fryday!

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Did You Know?

The average hen lays about 250-300 eggs per year! Egg color depends on the breed of chicken - white chickens lay white eggs, while brown chickens lay brown eggs. Despite the color difference, there's no nutritional difference between them!

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