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What did one egg say to the other?

"You crack me up."

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Did You Know?

"Crack me up" means to make someone laugh really hard — and eggs literally crack! The average hen lays about 250 to 300 eggs per year, and each egg takes roughly 24 to 26 hours to form. The eggshell contains about 17,000 tiny pores that allow oxygen to pass through to the developing chick inside.