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Ducks Cow Combo

Two cartoon ducks and a cow standing together on a farm

What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and milk!

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Did You Know?

Ducks "quack" and "quackers" sounds like "crackers" from the classic snack pairing! Crackers and milk isn't actually a traditional combination, but crackers and cheese certainly is. Ducks don't really say "quack" - that's mainly the sound of female mallards, while male ducks make softer rasping sounds. A cow produces about 6-7 gallons of milk daily!