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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

“Put it on my bill.”

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Did You Know?

"Bill" is a double meaning here — it's both a duck's beak and the word for a payment charge, so the duck wants the lipstick charged to its beak/bill. Fun fact: a duck's bill is packed with sensitive nerve endings called Herbst corpuscles, helping them feel out food underwater even when they can't see it.