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Why did the drummer complain about his salad?

It didn’t have any beats.

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Did You Know?

"Beats" works two ways here — drummers create rhythmic beats with their drums, and beets are a popular salad vegetable! Professional drummers can play incredibly complex rhythms, with some able to maintain different beats with each limb simultaneously. The world's fastest drummer hit 1,208 single strokes in 60 seconds!