I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Did You Know?

"Laced" has a double meaning here—shoes have laces, but "laced with drugs" means secretly mixed with substances, while "tripping" means both stumbling over shoelaces and experiencing drug effects! The sneaker resale market has exploded into a multi-billion dollar industry, with rare pairs selling for tens of thousands of dollars—though hopefully through legitimate retailers.