Puns

Drowsy Italian Cuisine

A humorous cartoon illustration of a pizza with a peaceful sleeping face wearing a nightcap, tucked under a blanket on a pizza pan with 'ZZZ' sleep symbols floating above it

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

A piZZZZa!

😂

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Did You Know?

Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza every day! That's about 350 slices consumed per second in the US. The world's largest pizza ever made was over 13,000 square feet - big enough that it definitely needed a long nap after being assembled!

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