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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Computer Window Chill

Computer Window Chill

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Why did the computer get cold? This techy pun has a drafty little twist that any laptop lover will appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Rainbow Argument Neutrality

Rainbow Argument Neutrality

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Why did the rainbow refuse to pick a side in the argument? This colorful peacemaker has a very well-rounded reason for staying neutral.

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Cartoon of a puzzled astronaut parent floating in a space station nursery holding a fussy baby in a tiny spacesuit

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket!

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Language Lover's Delight

Did You Know?

The joke blasts off because "rocket" sounds exactly like "rock it," the classic way parents soothe a crying baby. Fittingly, the word "rocket" comes from the Italian "rocchetta," meaning a little spindle, named for the shape of early fireworks. And rocking really does work: gentle rhythmic motion stimulates a baby's inner ear balance system, which helps calm their heart rate and lull them toward sleep.