
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Perfect Pun
Did You Know?
This classic pun plays on "no idea" sounding like "no-eye deer." Deer actually have excellent eyesight and can detect movement up to 300 yards away! Their eyes are positioned on the sides of their heads, giving them nearly 360-degree vision - quite the opposite of having no eyes at all.




