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Dairy Economics Explained

A cartoon cow looking sadly at an empty wallet while a farmer nearby counts stacks of money, with a milk bucket and barn in the background creating a visual pun about being 'milked dry'

Why don't cows have money?

Because farmers milk them dry!

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Did You Know?

A dairy cow can produce up to 6-7 gallons of milk per day! The phrase "milked dry" originally referred to completely draining a cow's milk, but it evolved to mean exhausting any resource completely. Modern dairy farming uses sophisticated equipment to ensure cows are comfortable and healthy.

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