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Crying Cop Ticket

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A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket.

He said, β€œIt’s a moving violation.”

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Did You Know?

"Moving violation" works two ways β€” it's the legal term for traffic offenses committed while driving, but "moving" also means emotionally touching! Traffic violations are categorized as either moving (speeding, running lights) or non-moving (parking tickets). In the U.S., moving violations typically add points to your license and can increase insurance rates significantly.