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Cow's Morning After

Cartoon illustration of an exhausted but happy cow lying in hay in a red barn, with a adorable newborn calf standing nearby, farmer looking on with a smile, barn interior with wooden beams, hay bales, milk pails, and morning sunlight streaming through open doors in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated.

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Did You Know?

A baby cow is called a calf, and newborn calves can stand and walk within an hour of being born! Mother cows have strong maternal bonds and can recognize their calves by sound alone.

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