Puns

Cow Reading Material

A cartoon cow relaxing while reading a book in a pasture

What do cows read the most?

Cattle-logs!

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Did You Know?

"Cattle-logs" sounds like "catalogs" - magazines featuring products for sale! Real cattle are identified through various methods including ear tags, brands, and modern microchips. The first mail-order catalog was created by Benjamin Franklin in 1744, while Sears became famous for their massive catalogs starting in the 1890s, essentially bringing department stores to rural America!

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