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Why did the costume designer stay so calm before opening night?

She had everything sewn up.

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Quick Wit

Did You Know?

"Sewn up" is an idiom for having everything settled, and for a costume designer it's also literally true! Theater costumes are often built with quick-change tricks like hidden Velcro, snaps, and magnetic closures so actors can switch outfits in seconds backstage.