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Cosmic Fashion Fails

A humorous cartoon illustration of disappointed astronauts in bulky spacesuits standing on a fashion runway while judges with confused expressions hold up low scores, with stars and planets in the background

Why don't astronauts ever win fashion shows?

Their outfits are always out of this world!

😂

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Did You Know?

A spacesuit costs about $500 million to develop and takes over 280 different materials to construct! Each suit is custom-fitted to the astronaut and can protect them from temperatures ranging from -250°F to +250°F in space.

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