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Colorblind Purple News

A cartoon person looking shocked at a blue envelope while others see purple

I just found out I'm colorblind...

The news came out of the purple!

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Did You Know?

The phrase is "out of the blue" meaning unexpected, but saying "purple" instead reveals the colorblindness! About 8% of men and 0.5% of women have some form of color vision deficiency. The most common type is red-green colorblindness. Color vision tests like the Ishihara test use colored dots to detect colorblindness. Some people with colorblindness can see colors others can't, making them valuable in certain professions!

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