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Cold Painter Solution

A cartoon painter working in a cold studio with art supplies

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat!

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Did You Know?

"Coat" refers to both clothing and a layer of paint! Professional painters typically apply multiple coats - primer, base coat, and finish coat. Oil-based paints can take 6-8 hours to dry between coats, while water-based latex paints dry in 1-2 hours. The art of painting dates back over 40,000 years to prehistoric cave paintings.