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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Bakery Fire Business

Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

Tornado Dance Skills

Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Clock Eating Duration

A cartoon person trying to eat a large clock with knife and fork looking frustrated

How long does it take to eat a clock?

Nobody knows, it's very time consuming!

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Did You Know?

"Time consuming" means taking a lot of time, while eating a clock literally consumes time! Modern clocks contain gears, springs, circuits, and batteries - none of which are edible! The phrase "time-consuming" emerged in the mid-1900s. Obviously, you should never actually eat a clock - it would be dangerous! The world's oldest working clock is from 1386 in England's Salisbury Cathedral!