Dad Jokes

Citrus Energy Crisis

A humorous cartoon illustration of a tired-looking orange with arms, legs, and a weary expression sitting halfway down a grassy hill, looking exhausted while other fruits continue rolling past it

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

😂

Dad Joke Classic

Did You Know?

A single orange contains about 60-80 milliliters of juice, which is roughly 4-5 tablespoons! Oranges are 87% water, and it takes about 3-4 oranges to make one 8-ounce glass of fresh orange juice.

Recent Content

Evil Hen Eggs

Evil Hen Eggs

Post

Malevolent chickens produce a sinister egg variety! This poultry pun cracks perfect devilish wordplay together. Click for the wicked product!

Hat Conversation Advice

Hat Conversation Advice

Post

One hat gives travel directions to another headwear! This fashion pun caps off perfect ahead wordplay. Click for the topped suggestion!

Medieval Lamp Name

Medieval Lamp Name

Post

Illumination devices from the Middle Ages get a chivalrous title! This historical pun lights up perfect armor wordplay. Click for the shining term!

Duck Wake Time

Duck Wake Time

Post

Ducks rise from slumber at a specific early moment! This avian pun quacks through perfect dawn wordplay timing. Click for the morning call!

Pirate Hook Shopping

Pirate Hook Shopping

Post

Pirates purchase their hooks from a specific type of store! This nautical pun sails through perfect shopping wordplay. Click for the retail location!

See All Content
Terms and ConditionsDo Not Sell or Share My Personal InformationPrivacy PolicyPrivacy NoticeAccessibility NoticeUnsubscribe
Copyright © 2026 Joke Of The Day