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Citrus Energy Crisis

A humorous cartoon illustration of a tired-looking orange with arms, legs, and a weary expression sitting halfway down a grassy hill, looking exhausted while other fruits continue rolling past it

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

😂

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Did You Know?

A single orange contains about 60-80 milliliters of juice, which is roughly 4-5 tablespoons! Oranges are 87% water, and it takes about 3-4 oranges to make one 8-ounce glass of fresh orange juice.

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