One Liners

Cheesy Comedy Crisis

A humorous cartoon illustration of a pizza slice with arms, legs, and an embarrassed expression covering its face with its hands, surrounded by excessive amounts of melted cheese dripping everywhere

I've got a great pizza joke for you...

Never mind, it's too cheesy!

😂

Short & Sweet

Did You Know?

Americans consume about 3 billion pizzas per year! That's roughly 46 slices per person annually. The most popular pizza topping in the US is pepperoni, appearing on about 35% of all pizza orders nationwide.

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