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Why did the calendar apply for a job?

It wanted to work full time.

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Did You Know?

The joke plays on "full time" — calendars literally show all the time (dates, days, months), so working "full time" means showing every single day! The Gregorian calendar we use today was introduced in 1582 by Pope Gregory XIII to fix calendar drift. Interestingly, some countries didn't adopt it until centuries later — Greece finally switched in 1923!