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Why was the calculator so confident?

It could always count on itself.

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Did You Know?

"Count on" means to rely on someone, but a calculator literally counts β€” so it relying on itself is a double meaning win. The first pocket calculator, the Sharp QT-8D, hit shelves in 1970 and cost about $400 β€” over $3,000 today!