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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Bakery Fire Business

Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

Tornado Dance Skills

Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Broken Tomato Repair

A cartoon person examining a cracked tomato with repair tools nearby

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste!

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Did You Know?

"Paste" means both thick sauce and adhesive glue! Tomato paste is made by cooking tomatoes for several hours to reduce water content and strain out seeds and skins, creating a concentrated form that's about 6 times thicker than tomato sauce. It was first produced commercially in Italy in the early 1900s and has become a kitchen staple worldwide!