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Broken Guitar Sale

A cartoon broken guitar with missing strings and a for sale sign

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached!

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Word Nerd Approved

Did You Know?

The phrase "no strings attached" means there are no special conditions or limitations on an agreement. A standard acoustic guitar has 6 strings, while a bass guitar typically has 4. The oldest surviving guitar is from 1776 and is kept in a museum in London. Guitar strings are traditionally made from steel, nylon, or gut!

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