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Broken Arm Locations

A cartoon doctor giving advice to a patient with a cast on their arm

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places...

He told me to stop going to those places!

😂

Family Funny

Did You Know?

"Two places" can mean two locations or two bone fractures! This is a classic Henny Youngman joke from the 1960s. Broken bones typically heal in 6-8 weeks depending on the break's severity. The most commonly broken bone is the collarbone. Doctors use casts, splints, or surgery with pins and plates to help bones heal properly. Children's bones heal faster than adults because they're still growing!