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Why did the boxer quit his day job?

He didn't like getting punched in for work.

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Did You Know?

The joke works because boxers pound their opponents, and bakers pound dough to knead it — same word, totally different kind of punch. Fun fact: kneading dough develops gluten strands that give bread its chewy structure, and professional bakers can knead for over 10 minutes straight, a real workout!